Are Brad Pitt And John Travolta Henchmen For The Church Of Scientology?

By Ikam Acosta

Jonathan Jolie, someone claiming to be Angelina Jolie‘s cousin, tried to get a temporary restraining order against John Travolta, Brad Pitt, and the Church Of Scientology. Jonathan accused Pitt and Travolta of beating him after the Pope sent him to prevent Pitt from becoming a Scientologist.

Confused yet? You should be, because it’s crazy. According to federal court documents,

“Jonathan Jolie was at the Church of Scientology in Clearwater, Florida on 6/1/12 and was physically assaulted by Brad Pitt & John Travolta… I live in the Vatican City and was send directly from Pope Benedict to spy and stop Brad Pitt from joining the Scientologists in Clearwater headed by John Travolta, and I take it personal because if Brad Pitt becomes a Scientologist, he will brainwash his Scientology beliefs on my cousin Angelina Jolie which means the Jolie seeds will be infected and our bloodline ruined as I am also albino by birth and marksman at night and Pope Benedict called me into his secret chamber and told me Brad Pitt must be stopped immediately.”

Wow, the sickness is deep. Jonathan kept rambling about how John and Brad were “holding hands and in disguise as the 80′s sitcom Perfect Strangers” and some nonsense about Angelina not knowing about Brad and John’s affair. Then Jonathan claims the two actors hog-tied him and dumped him in the Gulf of Mexico, where he got bitten by a fish.

Other gems in his statement included,

“I had a sword in my car, and body armour and put it on, and I told Brad Pitt I will fight to the death and you will not enter the Scientology building.”

Sounds like this guy is off his meds. Cousin Jolie is in a panic and fears for his safety. He is currently hiding out in the Italian Embassy in NYC. Gee, I wonder why the judge didn’t grant his restraining order?

Do you think Brad Pitt and John Travolta hog-tied Angelina’s cousin and dumped him in the Gulf of Mexico?